First words

N: Mom, when did I say the word "baby"?

Mom: Probably when you were about a year old. You started talking really early.

N: I said "baby" when I was a baby? (laughs)

Mom: Yeah!

N: Did I say a lot of things when I was one year old?

Mom: Oh, yeah. You talked a lot.

N: Could I say stupendous?

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In the middle of dinner.

N: Mom?

Mom: Yes?

N: Do you know what alliterations are?