"Everyone's wilds": A Definition

(while eating dinner)

N: (holding up a carrot) This one comes from everyone's wilds. Do you know what "everyone's wilds" means?

Mom: No. What does it mean?

N: It means cat poop EVERYWHERE!

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N: (eating the skin off the carrot with predator-like enthusiasm) This is dinosaur skin.

Mom: It is? Who is eating the dinosaur? Another dinosaur?

N: Yeah. I'm the dinosaur eating the dinosaur.

Mom: What kind of dinosaur are you?

N: A skeletonosaurus!

Shake-shots

Please note the name of what will most likely be a returning character in the Tosh Talk blog..."Shake-Shots." Shake-shots is the name of an imaginary cat that Natasha often tells stories about. According to Natasha, Shake-shots was a kitten that Natasha knew when she was a baby but Shake-shots grew old and finally died when she was too old and sick. Her life was filled with adventure. Natasha often likes to reminisce about the good old days when Shake-shots was around.

(driving in the car after going to the beach on Sunday morning)

N: Shake-shots liked to eat carrots.

Mom: Really? Did Shake-shots eat them cooked or raw?

N: Cooked. She didn't really like them raw. And she liked to go to the dog beach and run around like dogs... like a crazy nut like Lulu* Shake-shots was a funny cat. She didn't like swimming.


*friend's dog and most likely another returning character

And one from Wednesday...

Mom: Natasha, can you go next door and ask Grammanana if we can borrow some cumin?

N: Yeah! (runs away)

A very long time passes. Natasha returns with lipstick on.

N: Mom, Grammanana DID have make-up! See?

Tosh Talk Launched!

Here's one from this morning....

N: I want a cow in my house!

Mom: What would you do with a cow in your house?

N: I'd jump on it's back and it would squish!