The things we don't know about our parents..

Rushing around in the morning before heading out to school....

Mom: Wait, I think I'm forgetting something.

N: I have my snack!

Mom: Oh, that's it, I forgot my lunch.

N: You need a lunch when go to work?

Mom: I almost always eat lunch at work.

N: You do?

Mom: Yeah.

N: I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR FIVE YEARS and I didn't know you ate lunch at work!


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N: Mom, did you get sick a lot when you were a kid?

Mom: Yeah. I had a lot of sicknesses when I was little.

N: You mean as soon as you got well you just got sick again?

Mom: I don't remember but I think it was like that. I was sick for a long time with several sicknesses.

N: (very serious face) Did you pick your nose and not wash your hands?