Natasha runs through the front door.
N: The water gophers are not allowed inside the house.
Mom: Oh? Why is that?
N: Their feet are muddy and they'll track dirt all over the floor and it will take WEEKS to clean it up.
Mom: Good idea to keep them outside. Good call.
N: Yeah. AND... they are wild animals so they have to stay outside. Wild animals don't belong in the house.
Mom: That's right. Sounds good.
N: What's that water gohers? Oh, mom, I have to go feed them more, they're still hungry.
Natasha runs out the front door.
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Next time I interact w/ a water gopher, I'll make sure I follow N's ettiquette guide.
Otherwise it will take you WEEKS to clean up.
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