On our way home from dinner with friends:
Dad: There's the park. Nobody goes to the park at night except maybe raccoons.
N: Yep. They just eat garbage and get diarrhea.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Imagination
(driving to school)
N: Mom, can you imagine things when you have your eyes open?
Mom: Definitely.
N: A lot of people think you have to have your eyes closed, but I can imagine with my eyes open too.
Mom: Yeah?
N: Yeah, like right now I'm imagining a Siberian Lynx. It's just BEGGING for meatballs!
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(While we walked the dog, N told me that when she grows up she wants to make movies to tell stories and then launched into a 20 minute telling of a "PG scary story" that she will produce as a film when she is older. Though I cannot remember all of it, below is a crucial point in the story entitled "The Evil Dentist.")
N: And THEN, they snuck into the house of the evil dentist and they saw that he had FAKE TEETH next to his bed!
Mom: Fake teeth for a dentist!?
N: Yeah! And then they went into the bathroom and there was NO TOOTHBRUSH in there!
Mom: A dentist with no toothbrush!?
N: And then they knew.....HE LIED. He was not really a dentist AT ALL!
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N: Mom, can you imagine things when you have your eyes open?
Mom: Definitely.
N: A lot of people think you have to have your eyes closed, but I can imagine with my eyes open too.
Mom: Yeah?
N: Yeah, like right now I'm imagining a Siberian Lynx. It's just BEGGING for meatballs!
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(While we walked the dog, N told me that when she grows up she wants to make movies to tell stories and then launched into a 20 minute telling of a "PG scary story" that she will produce as a film when she is older. Though I cannot remember all of it, below is a crucial point in the story entitled "The Evil Dentist.")
N: And THEN, they snuck into the house of the evil dentist and they saw that he had FAKE TEETH next to his bed!
Mom: Fake teeth for a dentist!?
N: Yeah! And then they went into the bathroom and there was NO TOOTHBRUSH in there!
Mom: A dentist with no toothbrush!?
N: And then they knew.....HE LIED. He was not really a dentist AT ALL!
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Friday, December 24, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Monday, November 8, 2010
First grade morning
N: (running up to me on the playground before school) Mom! Mom, Tommy has a tree puppet!
Mom: He does? What's a tree puppet?
N: Come and see it. It says hi and stuff.
Mom: O.K. I'll walk over.
N: Mom, I'm going to go ahead of you because I have a motorcycle so I go really fast.
Mom: Oh, go ahead. I'll catch up in a sec. That sounds like fun to have a motorcycle.
N: Yeah, it's great. It cost me 10% of my money.
Mom: He does? What's a tree puppet?
N: Come and see it. It says hi and stuff.
Mom: O.K. I'll walk over.
N: Mom, I'm going to go ahead of you because I have a motorcycle so I go really fast.
Mom: Oh, go ahead. I'll catch up in a sec. That sounds like fun to have a motorcycle.
N: Yeah, it's great. It cost me 10% of my money.
Monday, August 2, 2010
A list
N: Hi mom. On top of your bathrobe is a towel and on top of the towel is a flea and on top of the flea is a....germ and on top of the germ is a FISH!
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Summertime quotes
N: Did you know chopsticks are great for soup?
Mom: No. I didn't. What do they do for soup?
N: They just give it a little kick, you know.
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N: Mom! Lavender ran across the bathroom scale!
Mom: Was that surprising?
N: Well, I almost got to see what her weighment was but she ran too quickly to see it!
Mom: No. I didn't. What do they do for soup?
N: They just give it a little kick, you know.
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N: Mom! Lavender ran across the bathroom scale!
Mom: Was that surprising?
N: Well, I almost got to see what her weighment was but she ran too quickly to see it!
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